Thursday, April 26, 2007

Cornelius Named as Bristol CEO

This just in from the Wall Street Journal: Bristol-Myers named interim leader Cornelius as its permanent CEO and reported its first-quarter net slipped 3.4%. It also announced a drug pact with Pfizer.

Regarding the propsects for a turnaround at BMS, Cornelius grunted: "So easy, an ape can do it!"

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